JOKES

BLONDES IN HEAVEN

Two blondes meet in Heaven. ‘How did you die?’ the first one asks. ‘Oh! I died in a freezer’, the second blonde replied. ‘So, what about you?’ asked the second blonde. Well, I suspected my husband was cheating. One day, I returned home very early from work and I met my husband naked in our bedroom with a woman’s shoes near the bed which definitely was not mine. I checked the underside of the bed and the wardrobe and was trying to extend it to every nook and cranny of the house when I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman,’ replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says ‘if only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still be alive.

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