The ‘ember’ months signifying the last quarter of the year, is always known to be pumped, full of energy and also series of strange happenings. We hear about kidnappings, robbery, assaults, killings and all sorts. It recently seemed to have been upped a notch with ‘ dick-napping’. Yes, that part of the male anatomy that seems firmly attached had begun to disappear after encounter with some doubtable personalities. And Lagos state no dey carry last for this kain thing. It is after all the most populous city in West Africa housing over 21million people even if it’s the smallest division of the country.
There’s the case of a politician who was accused of stealing that of a security guard he gave money to, the politician escaped in a car by shooting out when people and the police tried to intervene. This happened right outside CITY HALL, Lagos Island.
Another penis-thief was arrested in Omole phase 2, after his victim who was a bike man raised the alarm that his manhood disappeared after the man touched him.
The case of a crippled beggar who made the manhood of a man who gave him N1,000 in alms disappear is just a case of raw nerve as I don’t really understand how he plans to escape.
Or is it the bread seller that made the manhood of a man disappear until she was threatened and the thing was returned (thank God).
All the strange happenings has made the already paranoid Lagosians even more paranoid as you can visibly see men holding onto their crotch in public, and you dare not brush past, even touch a stranger mistakenly in public , you might receive instant slap, or worse jungle justice for nothing at all.
Let’s all be careful and prayerful for these perilous times, May we never fall victim to such.
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