JOKES

WHAT IS POLITICS?

A little boy went to his dad and asked, "What is politics?" Dad said, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mum, she is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her to be the working class. And your baby brother, let's call him the future. Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

The little boy went to his room thinking about what his dad had said. Later that night, he heard his baby brother crying, so he got up to check on him. He found that the baby had severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her up, he went to the nanny's room. Finding that the door was locked, he peeked through the keyhole and found his father in bed with the nanny. He gave up and went back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy said to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father replied "that's good, son, now tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replied “well, while capitalism is playing with the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit"

THOUGHTFUL STUDENT

A class teacher asks the students to name an animal that begins with letter "E." One boy says "Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with letter "T," the same boy says "Two elephants."

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for gross misconduct. After that, she asks for an animal that begins with letter "M.” The boy shouts from outside, through the window: "Maybe an elephant."

SMART CHILD

A three year old boy approached a pregnant lady while waiting for his mother in a hospital waiting area.

Boy: Why is your stomach so big?

Lady: I'm having a baby.

Boy: Is the baby in your stomach?

Lady (gently rubbing her stomach): Yes.

Baby (with a puzzled look): Is it a good baby?

Lady (smiling): Oh yes! A really good baby.

Boy (shocked and surprised): Then why did you eat him?

ANGRY NEIGHBOUR

A man was at his front yard cutting grasses when an attractive blonde female neighbor came out of her house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later, she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, she went back into the house.

As the man was getting ready to finish up with his job, here she came again, marched to the mail box, opened it, and then closed it harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked, "Is something wrong?"

She replied, "There certainly is! That stupid computer I recently purchased keeps giving me a message saying 'YOU'VE GOT A NEW MAIL.'"