THE PARROT SPEAKS

 DVM STUDENT SHOCKS ALL THE STUDENTS IN HIS CLASS, WRITES A TEST FOR ANOTHER STUDENT.

Tests in Veterinary school are as common as animals in the ocean, but that hardly means DVM students are less stressed during the CAT week. It is also well known that quite a bit of cheating goes on in an average classroom when the invigilator’s back is turned. 

However, a DVM student took this to another level only last week when he wrote a whole test for a colleague. It was a twist that shocked even the members of his class, which had been discovered when the scripts were shared amongst the class for marking. 

While some in his class believe that his act was highly dangerous and should be punished, others believe he was acting out of love for the other student, who was a female student. 

“But love should not put you in trouble,” a member of the class said. “And I’m very sure that if she was in his shoes, she wouldn’t have done the same.” 

Luckily, the teacher in charge of the test does not seem interested in taking further measures against the cheating student. 


DVM IV GROUP CHAT RAGES FIRE AS A MALE STUDENT CALLS A FEMALE STUDENT A BITCH

It is always fun to tease your course-mates a little, particularly when trying to relax from the rigors of Vet school. But, it seems a female student in the DVM IV class did not know she was taking things too far, when she inferred that her course-mate, a male, was dating his pet dog. 

The course-mate replied with, “are you are the bitch,” to which the female student quickly responded, “I am not.” However, she soon repeated her initial statement again, asking the male course-mate to bring his “girlfriend” to the hangout. The male course-mate replied that his bitch, meaning the female student, won’t be coming with him. 

While students in DVM IV are assured that the male student won this round, VNO is not quite sure. It seems like this male student has a penchant for drama, because earlier last week, he was also involved in a shouting match with another female student, who openly insulted and embarrassed him for all the class to hear. We are quite certain that nobody thinks he won that round. 

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